Learning the fucking difference between a fedora and a trilby.
You dumb bastards.
Fuck you and your lack of hat knowledge.
Quick and simple lifehacks.
a grindcore band that releases their songs exclusively on vine
Strangely this was to be homework for one of my four classes. The class is supposed to name and get a picture of one of their strengths or something they’re building on in the context of community services work. So I just went along with speech. (Because I’m quiet as fuck outside the web unless you catch me on a blue moon.)
Not sure if I even conjured the right imagery but let’s just roll with it.
Orca: “hello friends where’s the party”
Penguins: “FUCK SHIT NOT THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN RUN”
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
This is the most beautiful post i have ever seen.